i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
my poor anus
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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