The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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