So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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