what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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