OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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