So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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