Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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