"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I didn't notice because vodka
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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