Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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