I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
they need to just BURY HIM!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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