hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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