He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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