so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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