So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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