she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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