I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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