is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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