So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
