Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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