So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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