apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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