69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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