he wants to bone in the snuggie
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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