By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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