why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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