No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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