help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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