there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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