How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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