He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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