U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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