Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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