Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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