the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
