her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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