You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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