just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
me + whiskey = a bad person
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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