she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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