idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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