I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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