Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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