i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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