all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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