Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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