I just cut my nipple shaving
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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