I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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