I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
