i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
