so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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