I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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