I love black thongs
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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