...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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