hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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